This yearly tradition is going online, bringing grammatical voyeurism to an even newer-er height with this year’s reading of the most terrible, horrible, lewd, and laughable fanfictions that we can find. Blimps will be loaded, lobsters will be fried, and maybe a nice chianti, who knows for sure.

Bad fanfiction will reign supreme in this night of nonstop lunacy and terrible alliteration. Come on out and join in if you dare!